No, not with Julian (unlike some of those monkeys!).
But with IWriteLike.com.
According to whom, the entries in this blog are variously and occasionally similar to:
This is so much fun I could do it all day.
But I know, you’re dying to hear what it thought of Julian.
This little gem, in particular:
‘Suddenly he leapt up from the table and dashed for the dilapidated toilet situated next to the stables. It had to be this toilet; it was reasonably sound proof and hardly ever used by anyone. He reached the toilet door, yanked it open in a thorough state of panic and let loose a surging Niagara of vomit, at the same moment his bowels detonated and nearly lifted him off the ground. For one hour his arse and stomach continued to ambush him. All he could do was sit on the toilet and wail ‘Oh God!… Oh God!… Oh God! over and over again. He wanted to die.’
Now, I’m no fan of The Da Vinci Code, which I gave up on within a few pages because of the writing, but I still think that IWriteLike.com is being more than a little unfair to:
I’ve got to admit, though, it did make me chuckle.