Oh, Ju-u-lian! My lazy (and imaginary, old chap!) monkeys just ran the first chapter of ‘The Bent Brief’ through Grammarly – definitely worth you having a squint at what they’ve got to say.
For those of you who haven’t yet indulged yourselves by reading at least several sentences of the opening chapter of Julian’s Briefs (not many people can stomach more), here it is:
And here’s what Grammarly has to say about it:
Pause for thought, Julian. Pause for thought.
Although personally, I suspect that Grammarly is erring on the side of kindness.